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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:58

Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Minds and Behinds
What are scads fish? What types are there?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Nuts and Butts