What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

No go.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is it possible for a judge to hold someone in contempt for not being able to pay a fine that was imposed during their sentencing hearing?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

Then came..

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Minds and Behinds

What are scads fish? What types are there?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I am fed up with scammers and need a genuine call center project. What should I do? What are the things to be done for starting a BPO business?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

How can I promote my Amazon products to get more sales?